Couldn’t make myself actually watch the debate tonight. Instead, I read a bunch of websites that were doing liveblogging. It’s an odd thing to read the responses without watching the thing itself, but I kind of like it. You get a sense of the bits that provoked strong reactions, things that will be drowned in a sea of analysis by tomorrow morning. For instance, McCain apparently had a bad moment where he lapsed into gibberish. Not the kind of thing that pundits are likely to make much of, but it was notable enough that multiple bloggers mentioned it right after the fact.

But what none of the bloggers seemed willing to talk about was Obama’s stunning display of supernatural powers in the early minutes of the debate. With a mere wave of his hand, he was able to reduce his opponent to nearly a third of his original stature.

For the remainder of the debate, McCain hopped madly around the stage, his squeakily unpleasant voice grating on the nerves of the audience. Yet neither moderator Tom Brokaw nor any other commentator had the courage to make note of Obama’s sorcerer’s ways. Just more evidence of reality-based community’s unvarnished bias.

Politics, Random Jabber

 

From Hilzoy at Washington Monthly, I learn that Sarah Palin knows many things about the oil market:

“Of course, it’s a fungible commodity and they don’t flag, you know, the molecules, where it’s going and where it’s not. But in the sense of the Congress today, they know that there are very, very hungry domestic markets that need that oil first. So, I believe that what Congress is going to do, also, is not to allow the export bans to such a degree that it’s Americans who get stuck holding the bag without the energy source that is produced here, pumped here. It’s got to flow into our domestic markets first.”

I am stunned. How can we possibly keep track of our precious fungible commodities if we don’t flag the molecules? I believe we should immediately embark on an aggressive NASA-like initiative to affix tiny RFID flags to each and every fungible molecule on American soil. Otherwise, we run the risk of contamination by ungodly and potentially fungible Canadian molecules.

Politics

 

According to the New York Times, officials at the Department of the Interior are being investigated for exchanging cash, sex and drugs with oil industry executives. This is a real, honest-to-goodness scandal with clear-cut violations of ethics, the law and everything.

See? Was that so hard? No pretending we’re doing it all for national security’s sake. No blaming the victims (that’s us taxpayers, by the way). Just good, old-fashioned graft and depravity. Now that is government corruption we can believe in.

Politics

 

I don’t care what political party you belong to. I don’t even care if you are a peaceful protester or a violent anarchist. The police are not allowed to beat and torture you. It isn’t OK in Abu Ghraib or Gitmo, and it sure as hell isn’t OK in St. Paul, Minnesota.

Politics

 

Ever since I discovered that many of the panel discussion at the Netroots Nation conference are being streamed live, I’ve been having myself a little political geek fest. Having been to couple of real yawnapaloozas conferences in my life, I can tell you that this way is better. Screw blogging in my underwear. I’m attending a dang national conference in my underwear!

More seriously, the big takeaway from what I’ve heard so far is this: ranting on your blog is great, but the best way to mobilize people is still going out and knocking on doors. And this is from people who make their livings ranting on blogs!

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