INTERNET STATEMENT, by altemark., used under a Creative Commons license

Dammit internet, I do love you. But there’s no talking to you. You simply will not listen to reason. God knows I’ve tried, internet, but you just won’t.

It’s not just me, either. Everybody knows it. Even Flickr knows it, and Flickr’s usually all about defending your unreasonable ass.

You’re running out of friends, internet. Pretty soon it’ll just be you, 4chan and porn, all sitting around staring at each other.

Don’t come crying to me when that day comes, internet. You had your chance.

Oeufs de schtroumpfs, originally uploaded by Guillaume Brialon., used under a Creative Commons license

It’s summer and I’ve been walking around with my polarized shades on, so all the colors have really been popping. Makes me want to get the paints out and make some art. Trouble is, work is really busy right now and by the time I get home, I just want to vegetate.

Also, I really need a better workspace. The last thing I need is to have to chase the cats around so I can clean the paint off their paws. I don’t think our landlord would be too happy about painted cat prints on our nice hardwood floors.

Too much day-to-day stuff getting in the way, and way too many distractions. I love you, internet, but you’re such a huge time-suck sometimes…

Robots! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty… For tonight, we dine in Silicon Valley!, originally uploaded by atp_tyreseus., used under a Creative Commons license

can’t get here soon enough. They can’t possibly screw things up any worse than we have.

My old friend Dave King has been making cartoons since we were ten years old. For many years, he did a strip called Bob ‘n’ Dave for our local college newspaper. Now (finally!) we’re starting to collect Dave’s old and new work on a website, which is officially being launched… right now!

Behold: www.kingcartoons.com

Web design by yours truly, btw. Enjoy!