Archive for the ‘Random Jabber’ Category

Memo to St. Patrick

17th March 2009 by RPorter No Comments

Image by The Talented Mr. Nimo, used under a CC license. We’re coming back, buddy, so don’t get all cocky. We’re just waiting for the right time. Love, The Snakes

Willis Tower?

12th March 2009 by RPorter No Comments

Image by david drexler, used under a CC license. If anything, “Willis Tower” sounds more dignified than “Sears Tower”, mostly because we don’t associate the name with a large retailer. I don’t get too inspired by corporate naming (MCI Arena or Enron stadium are examples that come to mind). It’s very honest, I suppose, highlighting [...]

Hoovervilles: 1932 Do-Nothing Economics

9th March 2009 by RPorter No Comments

Image by Tony the Misfit, used under a CC license. Snark is not a new invention, apparently. I like the two-tone color scheme and the lettering style. Not really sure what’s going on with the “v” in “vote”, though. It looks a little like a caliper or some barbaric surgical instrument. Whatever it is, I [...]

job

8th March 2009 by RPorter No Comments

Image by dickuhne, used under a CC license. First reaction: at least he still has a job. But like many of us who are lucky enough to remain employed, it requires working in a crumbling, cramped space with uncomfortable furniture. Boxes are piled high in the corner because there’s no room for them anywhere else [...]

Debate Sorcery

7th October 2008 by Robert Porter No Comments

Couldn’t make myself actually watch the debate tonight. Instead, I read a bunch of websites that were doing liveblogging. It’s an odd thing to read the responses without watching the thing itself, but I kind of like it. You get a sense of the bits that provoked strong reactions, things that will be drowned in [...]

Squirrel Menace

3rd August 2008 by RPorter No Comments

Squirrel Originally uploaded by John-Morgan Anne and I spent a big chunk of the day trying to squirrel-proof the peach tree. The fruit isn’t anywhere near ripe, but every day a few more disappear. In the hope the we might get to eat a few peaches ourselves, we’ve constructed elaborate arrangements of bird netting around [...]

I've broken LiveJournal

14th July 2008 by Robert Porter No Comments

Just posted something over there, and now the entire site is down. Beware my awesome power. Also: Gosh, isn’t it weird how stuff is different now that I’m not in my twenties thirties anymore? Can’t you just taste the significance?

The Car of the Future of the Eighties

16th June 2008 by Robert Porter No Comments

As it dawns on people that we are never, ever going back to the era of cheap gasoline, I predict we’ll be seeing more of these early electric cars around. Not quite as curvy as a SmartCar, but you can’t beat it for personality: Best quote: “Makes you wonder which is the dinosaur, the 27-year-old [...]

benchilada.net and "I've got the black lung, papa"

11th April 2008 by RPorter No Comments

I’ve been sick as a dog this week. Not black lung, but bad enough. Lots of consumption-grade coughing. I always tell people it sounds much worse than it feels, but the truth is it feels pretty rotten. After a whole winter of working with people who kept coming down with all kinds of nasty respiratory [...]

More fun with WordPress

31st March 2008 by RPorter No Comments

WordPress 2.5 has just been released, and I’m exploring its new bells and whistles. So far, it seems like a winner. I’ve got the blog looking better than it has in months, and I’m thinking about just moving the whole Newton Bigelow site over to WP. Onward!