Image by jthetzel, used under a CC license. How’s a fella supposed to evolve with all these consarn tectonic shenanigans going on? Seriously, I may be three hundred and six, but I can still give you a hiding like you’ll never forget! Go erupt on some dad-blamed tourists and leave me alone! [spits]

Image by Dan Hershman, used under a CC license. Here is your daily helping of Gorgeous.

Image by spacepleb, used under a CC license. Oh meaty, slimy thing born of spores as fine as dust reversing the rot flesh to fungus fungus to flesh You smell terrible, dear in carcass drag as flybait becoming your prey flora to offal offal to flora

Image by googlisti, used under a CC license. After eight days of this bastard cold, I can say without doubt that there is nothing cute or endearing about it. I’d also like to point out to my immune system that the idea is to attack the invader, not the host body. So little more search-and-destroy [...]

Image by Beige Alert, used under a CC license. I don’t want to pay $50,000 for an electric car. I might pay that much for one of these, however. Makes a nice lawn ornament. I now return to my regularly scheduled head cold. Ugh.