Robert Porter

 
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Parrot – Jardim dos Louros, Funchal, Madeira, originally uploaded by Joao Maximo., used under a Creative Commons license

I dunno why. Maybe because it’s summer. Maybe it’s a tribute to all those parrotheads out there who are getting their margaritas on.

Or maybe because they are just so screamingly unlikely. I mean, a big tropical bird that comes in a variety of intense colors, might live a hundred years and can also talk? Yeah, right!

Whatever. Please just enjoy this delicious eye-candy. And if you’re tempted to keep a parrot as a pet, make sure it hasn’t been smuggled into the country in someone’s pants!

 

Image by loimere, used under a CC license.

Terrafugia is a small company that wants to make and sell flying cars. The making part seems to be going well, but the selling might be a problem. As we settle in for a long and bumpy recession, it seems unlikely that airborne automobiles are going to be a popular transportation choice.

Granted, flying cars are cool as hell. This one also has the advantage of running on ordinary unleaded gas as opposed to expensive jet fuel. But we’re headed into a period when even those rich enough to afford such a thing will think twice about make such an ostentatious purchase. I mean, people are embarrassed about owning Hummers now. Who’s going to feel comfortable cruising around in a nineteen-foot two-seater that just happens to be capable of flight?

 

Couldn’t make myself actually watch the debate tonight. Instead, I read a bunch of websites that were doing liveblogging. It’s an odd thing to read the responses without watching the thing itself, but I kind of like it. You get a sense of the bits that provoked strong reactions, things that will be drowned in a sea of analysis by tomorrow morning. For instance, McCain apparently had a bad moment where he lapsed into gibberish. Not the kind of thing that pundits are likely to make much of, but it was notable enough that multiple bloggers mentioned it right after the fact.

But what none of the bloggers seemed willing to talk about was Obama’s stunning display of supernatural powers in the early minutes of the debate. With a mere wave of his hand, he was able to reduce his opponent to nearly a third of his original stature.

For the remainder of the debate, McCain hopped madly around the stage, his squeakily unpleasant voice grating on the nerves of the audience. Yet neither moderator Tom Brokaw nor any other commentator had the courage to make note of Obama’s sorcerer’s ways. Just more evidence of reality-based community’s unvarnished bias.

 

fortune telling robot, originally uploaded by Paul Keller.

Flickr’s “blog this” feature makes it way too easy to do stuff like this. There are over nine million images available under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 license. a quick search for “robots” yields over six thousand results. The fourth from the top is this.

Paul Keller’s original caption reads thusly:

“Fortune telling robot on the sidewalk opposite Russel market in Bangalore. Passers-by can have their fortune told by the robot in four different languages: Tamil, Hindi, Maharati & Kannada.”

Nine million free images to play with? Oooh, I’m gonna have too much fun with this. [rubs hands and cackles]

 

Just posted something over there, and now the entire site is down. Beware my awesome power.

Also: Gosh, isn’t it weird how stuff is different now that I’m not in my twenties thirties anymore? Can’t you just taste the significance?

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