Robert Porter

 

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INTERNET STATEMENT, by altemark., used under a Creative Commons license

Dammit internet, I do love you. But there’s no talking to you. You simply will not listen to reason. God knows I’ve tried, internet, but you just won’t.

It’s not just me, either. Everybody knows it. Even Flickr knows it, and Flickr’s usually all about defending your unreasonable ass.

You’re running out of friends, internet. Pretty soon it’ll just be you, 4chan and porn, all sitting around staring at each other.

Don’t come crying to me when that day comes, internet. You had your chance.

 
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Oeufs de schtroumpfs, originally uploaded by Guillaume Brialon., used under a Creative Commons license

It’s summer and I’ve been walking around with my polarized shades on, so all the colors have really been popping. Makes me want to get the paints out and make some art. Trouble is, work is really busy right now and by the time I get home, I just want to vegetate.

Also, I really need a better workspace. The last thing I need is to have to chase the cats around so I can clean the paint off their paws. I don’t think our landlord would be too happy about painted cat prints on our nice hardwood floors.

Too much day-to-day stuff getting in the way, and way too many distractions. I love you, internet, but you’re such a huge time-suck sometimes…

 

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Robots! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty… For tonight, we dine in Silicon Valley!, originally uploaded by atp_tyreseus., used under a Creative Commons license

can’t get here soon enough. They can’t possibly screw things up any worse than we have.

 

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The photographer is apparently Italian. I don’t know Italian, so I have no explanation. But you have to admire his… something. Sense of color coordination? Maybe that’s it.

 

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A successful blog has a few easily identifiable characteristics. To whit:

1. Regular posts, by which I mean like three or four new ones a day

2. An easily identifiable theme, like cute animals or food

3. Copious links to other people’s websites, often done with the understanding that the other folks will reciprocate

My formula, on the other hand:

1. Posting when I have the time and feel like it

2. Posting on any old random subject that comes to mind

3. You consarn kids and yer dad-blamed “hyperlinks”

I have tried the super-specific blog thing, but honestly it just gets too boring after a while. I’m interested in a really wide variety of topics: art, history, music, science, food, politics, humor – the list goes on and on. Confining myself to doing a blog about cute animals – even a really funny one – would just drive me nuts.

I think my friend Benchilada has it right. He writes about lots of different topics, but he does it all in an unmistakable, unique voice. Granted, he also has to deal with a lot of neurochemical issues that I don’t share, but it does give him something to talk about, and he does it really well.

So yeah, I’m probably not destined for internet superstardom here. But I’ll make you a deal, hypothetical reader: I’ll post something new and interesting every once in a while if you drop by and read this blog from time to time. If nothing else, I’ll try to have a fresh pot of linky goodness ready when you stop in.

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