“I don’t want to fight with you, I just want you to give me what I want.”

“Not without a little blood. That’s the way this works. How do you not know that?”

“See, I was thinking we could just skip that part. Just, y’know, tl:dr, win-win, we all go home happy with all our body parts intact. The future is now, y’know?”

“I’m in character all way, dude. I don’t do reboots.”

“What does that even mea… AAAAAHHH!”

“This. It means this.”

“Huh! Huh! Huh!”

“That’s good, dude. Just keep breathing. I’ve almost got it.”

“Uh. Uhhh.”

“That’s it. See? You’ll barely miss it.”

“Ghhhaaaa….. whaddabamuh…”

“Yeah, your package. It’s here, dude. But you should rest for a few minutes before you go anywhere. Believe me, dude, you do not want to drop that thing.”

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