For some the glass is half full. For others, the glass is half empty. For the rest of us, the glass is … what, is this leaking? Where is it all coming from? Is this a dribble glass? Ghaa, now it’s all over my pants.
Also, I had a dream that our local newspaper ran a very nice article about benchilada and his enormous collection of brightly colored yarn. Which he doesn’t have, but it was still a good article.